Your Cloud. Your Rules.

Every service you'd pay Big Tech for — files, media, automation, monitoring, AI — running on hardware you own. No subscriptions. No data harvesting. No limits.

What's Running

Every service is self-hosted, always-on, and accessible from anywhere in the world.

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Cloud Storage

files.lala.city

Personal cloud storage. Files, contacts, calendar, notes — synced across every device. Your own Google Drive, minus Google.

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Lala TV

tv.lala.city

Self-hosted Netflix. Jellyfin streams, Sonarr + Radarr auto-grab new episodes and movies, Prowlarr manages indexers, qBittorrent + Real-Debrid handle downloads. Fully automated — add a show and forget.

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AI Vision

eye.lala.city

AI-powered vision system. 12 cameras, YOLO-World detection (212 classes), face recognition, Telegram alerts — all running on-premise with zero cloud dependency.

Live

n8n Automation

n8n.lala.city

Visual workflow automation. Connects APIs, triggers actions, processes data. Your personal Zapier with zero limits.

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Home Assistant

Internal

Smart home control running on two nodes. Lights, sensors, cameras, automations — fully local, no cloud dependency.

Live
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Web Terminal

terminal.lala.city

Full shell access from any browser. SSH into any server without a client — just open a tab and you're in.

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Grafana

grafana.lala.city

Real-time dashboards for every server. CPU, memory, disk, network, GPU temps, mining hashrates — all in one place.

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Neo4j + Athena

Lab Server

Knowledge graph database powering Athena — an AI research system for drug discovery and molecular analysis.

Internal
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Oracle Trading

Lab Server

Algorithmic trading system. Market analysis, strategy execution, and portfolio tracking — running 24/7 on dedicated hardware.

Internal
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MLFlow

Admin Server

ML experiment tracking and model registry. Train on GPU Server, track on Admin — full ML lifecycle management.

Mining
⚒️

TeamRedMiner

GPU Server

Ergo (Autolykos2) mining across 4 active AMD RX 570 GPUs. Passive income from idle compute. 8 more GPUs ready to deploy.

Access Anywhere

Every service is reachable from any device, any network, anywhere on Earth.

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Cloudflare Tunnels
Zero-trust HTTPS access
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Headscale VPN
Private mesh network
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Any Device
Phone, laptop, tablet
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SSH Gateway
Direct shell to any node
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WhatsApp Bot
AI assistant on chat
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API Endpoints
Programmable access

Principles

The rules this cloud runs by.

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Zero Cost

No monthly bills. No subscriptions. Hardware you already own, electricity you already pay for. Everything else is free and open source.

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Data Sovereignty

Your files never touch someone else's server. No scanning, no training, no selling. Your data stays yours — physically and legally.

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Built to Break

Every service is containerized and reproducible. A server dies? Spin it up on another node. Nothing is precious except the data.

No Gatekeepers

No vendor lock-in, no ToS changes, no sudden price hikes. You control the stack top to bottom. Fork it, modify it, own it.

Philosophy

"The best cloud is the one you can walk up to and touch."